I'd like you to meet some people.
Baroness Clauhousen, naive aristocratic cat from Regensburg.
Rufus McIntyre - portly and easily shocked. He likes debating in the Gentlemen's Club.
Sylvie and Claudette, you've met before - they are still gossiping away in the backstreets of Montmartre.
They make up The Cat Pack - a new writing set coming soon on pink, blue and cream paper.
But wait! Who is this interloper? Could it be El Bandido, infamous cat burglar?
It is indeed. A sighting! Rumour has it he's also snuck his way onto a blue flannelette scarf and his smug expression tells me he's already finding his way onto new purses. I'd better go look...
Ain't that a kick in the head?